Men age like wine, women age like milk...

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 08/13/2017 at 18:12 • Filed to: LOLS

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...said my (female) friend at this birthday party. I don’t really agree, but it was too funny to not share.

Xyl0c41n3 > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 18:21

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Cool. How sexist of her.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 18:23

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Lol.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/13/2017 at 18:25

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H A W T

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/13/2017 at 18:32

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Ages like Chardonnay.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 18:35

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I think I’ve heard something like this before.

There is a touch of truth to it...

My citroen won't start > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 18:46

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Everyone gets old and dies and there is nothing left. Also we should all be accepting of each other as there is no right or wrong type of beauty/person.

FTFW(hoever said that).

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/13/2017 at 18:49

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Kinja sucks.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 18:51

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This guy. (Kinja sucks.)

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/13/2017 at 18:56

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Counterpoint: Helen Mirren

I can only hope to age this well.

Clown Shoe Pilot > I have another burner, try to guess it! 08/13/2017 at 18:58

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DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 19:07

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Did this birthday party take place in a Reddit chatroom?

Chariotoflove > DipodomysDeserti 08/13/2017 at 19:21

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Nah, we had real booze and cake and everything. This is our neighborhood crew in action. The safeties come off pretty early.

Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 08/13/2017 at 19:22

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Not all wine is the same. Love this guy though.

yamahog > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 19:25

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she shouldn’t generalize like that, it’s really only the internalized misogyny that stops being cute.

Chariotoflove > yamahog 08/13/2017 at 19:29

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Don’t judge too harshly. This lady is a very strong person who knows how to say things like this in a way that highlights their absurdity while still being funny. I’m afraid it’s more my fault for removing her comment from it’s context.

TheHondaBro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/13/2017 at 19:40

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A G E D T O P E R F E C T I O N

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 19:58

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I know some men that have definitely NOT aged well.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2017 at 20:50

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I think the joke could be turned around and be just as clever and applicable. I know many women who have “aged like fine wine” as the saying goes and are accompanied by husbands who let themselves go long ago.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 21:48

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There’s a wonderful let-it-all-hang-out sexy about this guy. And he looks pretty robust also. Did you notice that the beach is literally covered in women?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 22:32

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I’m probably going to age like room temperature raw meat.

Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 08/13/2017 at 22:53

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Thank goodness he didn’t let anything hang out.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2017 at 22:55

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That just means someone should steak his claim as soon as possible.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 08/13/2017 at 22:56

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So far that’s not happening.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2017 at 22:56

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:(

DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove 08/14/2017 at 15:51

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Safety is off with a reddit joke in the chamber. A real wild bunch. Gotta be careful with your muzzle discipline lest you look like a fucking idiot.